[Contest 2] Dangerous Man, Park Jimin
#8 Men are beasts
전여주
"Ah... I'm hungry."
전정국
"I just ate a marshmallow."
전여주
"I ate it!! You ate it all by yourself!!"
전정국
"I'm hungry in the morning"
전여주
"Are you the only one who's hungry? I'm hungry too!!"
Suddenly a cat appeared from the grass.
전여주
"Oh, it's a cat."
전정국
"Kitty~ Ujjujjujju~"
(thump-)
전여주
"Look at you sitting on my lap.. oh so cute@"@ "
전정국
"....I'm the one who clearly told you to come..."
전여주
"I guess I hate you"
전정국
"What are you talking about!! Even though I look like this!!"
전여주
"Shut up"
전정국
"......."
전여주
"But...this kid has strange pupils."
전정국
"So, a little bit of emerald?"
전여주
"Let's give this guy a name!!"
전정국
"How's your nose?"
전여주
".....a plague"
김태형
"Huh? Why a cat?"
전여주
"Oh, it just came out of the grass."
김태형
"Are you lost?"
전여주
"Yeah... By the way, what about Park Jimin?"
김태형
"Well... I heard you were going into the forest earlier."
전여주
"I guess you need to take a dump."
김태형
"Hahahaha"
전여주
"But... it's so pretty for a stray cat."
김태형
"I know..."
전정국
"Right, she's prettier than Jeon Yeo-ju."
전여주
"...that son of a bitch^^"
김태형
"Sister, are you hungry?"
전여주
"I'm so hungry I could die because of that damn Mr. Jeon."
전정국
"Just die"
전여주
"..Do you want to die before I die?"
전정국
"I have to live a long time."
전여주
"I want to live long too, right? Eat small, Jeon Jungkook."
전정국
"Even if I eat, I don't gain weight"
전여주
"..unlucky kid"
김태형
"Sister, eat this."
Taehyung handed me a Choco Pie.
전여주
"Oh, my God"
전정국
"I'll eat that... Aaak!!"
전여주
"Hey, eat it slowly, you little pig."
전정국
"If you eat it, you'll get fat, so I'll eat it instead."
전여주
"....You should know that today is the anniversary of your death."
전여주
"Let's name it Choco"
전정국
"What is Choco Pie?"
전여주
"I don't know, you're just quiet."
김태형
"Okay, just stay still."
전정국
"Don't be a jerk"
김태형
"Jiiiiiiiiraaaaal~"
(puck-)
김태형
"Oh shit"
전정국
"Don't mess with me"
전여주
"Jungkook, you're so sick, there's no cure for this sickness."
전여주
"You said"
전여주
"Oh my, all men are beasts."
전정국
"It's always BTS or something"
전정국
"Wow cool!! So handsome!! Oh my gosh!! This is a revolution!! This is crazy!!! I love you!! BTS!! Fighting!! Let's only walk on a flower path!!"
전정국
"The person who said that all men are beasts?"
전여주
"....Choco, are you hungry? Should I give you some fish?"
김태형
"Sister, do you have any fish?"
전여주
"There is a can of tuna."
전정국
"I should have a snack."
전정국
"uh?"
전여주
"What is that?"
전정국
"I don't know"
전여주
"Choco, do you want to eat this?"
쵸코
".....(thud)"
전여주
"Kekekekekeke I got it"
전정국
"......This is too much"
전여주
"But I need to eat some chocolate, so I'll bring a can of tuna."
(sneak-)