Vampire Boarding House
Boyfriend 3
김소라
Hello~
김준면(수호)
Hi, Job~
김준면(수호)
But... it's annoying, do I really have to do it?
김소라
Yeah. If you don't do it, you'll know^^?
김준면(수호)
Okay, I'll do it.. (I'm scared.. ㄷㄷ)
김준면(수호)
Last year, I think..? We met at a volunteer activity site.
김소라
I really didn't want to go then, but if I hadn't gone, I wouldn't have met Junmyeon oppa, right..?
소라 엄마
Hey!! Kim So-ra!! Come out quickly!
김소라
Oh why!
소라 엄마
Mom signed me up for volunteer work. It's tomorrow, right?
김소라
Oh, what about your friend?
소라 엄마
Are you alone?
김소라
..? You want me to do it alone?
소라 엄마
huh
김소라
Don't do it. How can I do it alone?
소라 엄마
Just go there and make some friends
김소라
...
(The next day)
봉사활동 진행자
Okay, everyone, please clean this stage.
김소라
Ugh... I'm so bored alone...
(It's already lunchtime)
봉사활동 진행자
Okay, everyone, here are some lunch boxes! Everyone, take them and eat them.
김소라
Ah... lunch... I guess I'll have to eat it alone...?
김준면(수호)
Uh..excuse me..if it's okay with you, would you like to eat with me..?
김소라
Me??
김준면(수호)
Then who else is there besides you?
김소라
Oh, I see.. Let's eat together!!
(After receiving it..)
김소라
Let's sit over there and eat!
김준면(수호)
Okay haha
(After all volunteer work is finished)
김준면(수호)
Phew... it's finally over...
김소라
Ugh...
김준면(수호)
If you have time, would you like to go to a cafe?
김소라
Um.. I guess so haha. I don't have anything to do anyway.
(Ordering something to drink)
김준면(수호)
How old are you?
김소라
I'm... 20 years old!
김준면(수호)
Oh, I'm your brother. I'm 21 years old. Let me tell you something. Haha.
김소라
Ah, okay! Do whatever you want haha. I still like using formal language...
김준면(수호)
Oh, it's okay haha. You'll get used to speaking informally to me little by little.
김소라
That's how we met haha
김소라
And the day we started dating...
김소라
Ugh... Why is this the only way to the hospital?
김소라
Ah... I think there are some thugs over there... I guess I'll have to go later.
깡패1
Hey there, girl~ Where are you going~
김소라
S....please save me....
깡패2
Hmm... When did we say we were going to kill you~?
깡패4
Just follow me without saying anything and I'll save you haha
김소라
S..I hate it!!!!
깡패3
Oh my, you're rebelling? I want to beat up people who rebel~ㅎ
깡패3
(raises hand)
(widely!)
(This is where the swearing starts!)
깡패3
What the fuck is this
김준면(수호)
Me? Who am I? This guy's boyfriend.
김소라
J... Behind Junmyeon oppa...
깡패2
(Trying to hit the head with a wooden stick from behind)
김준면(수호)
Are you cowardly attacking from behind?
깡패1
Miss... This won't work! Attack them all at once!!
김소라
These fucking bastards are going 1 on 4? Don't you have any conscience? They're going 2 on 4
김준면(수호)
Sora!! You can't!!
김소라
No, you can do it
깡패4
Okay, then look forward to it.
(4 people attack Sora only)
김소라
Ugh... those motherfuckers...
김준면(수호)
.......
깡패1
What the fuck is that weird?
깡패3
What's strange? It's not strange at all.
김준면(수호)
If you don't let go of Sora right now, I'll kill you.
깡패4
What the fuck, his eyes are red?
깡패2
I guess it's a lens thing (keeps on fanning)
김소라
Ugh... S... Save me... I can't stand it...
김준면(수호)
F*ck, you're all dead (baring fangs)
김소라
??????
깡패4
M...what are you? What is your identity?
깡패2
You can't tell just by looking at him, he's a vampire
김준면(수호)
Haha, you just figured that out? You're a piece of shit
김준면(수호)
I'll tear them apart one by one
깡패3
Eek!!! Let's run away!!!!
김준면(수호)
Where are you going?^^ You should have stopped when I told you to.
도경수(디오)
(Our Kyungsoo who happened to pass by)????????????
도경수(디오)
Bro, stop!!! (stopping him)
김준면(수호)
? What the hell, Kyungsoo, get out of the way, I'm definitely going to kill those motherfuckers
도경수(디오)
Bro, please!! You know what happens when you kill someone by drinking their blood!!! Bro, you know that, so you can't do this!!!!
김준면(수호)
Those motherfuckers were trying to harass Sora!!! And you want me to just watch them??? I could never do that
도경수(디오)
Bro... but... if you kill these motherfuckers, you'll never see Sora again!!! If that's okay with you, then kill them.
김준면(수호)
..... Phew.. (eyes return to their original color)
김준면(수호)
I'll just let you guys have a look this once.
김준면(수호)
If you show up one more time, I'll kill you right then.
깡패들
N...yes!!
김준면(수호)
Soraya, are you okay?
김소라
N...I'll do that too...?
도경수(디오)
Ah... I guess you were really shocked....
김준면(수호)
No no why am I doing this to our Sora? Even if I give her love it's not enough
김준면(수호)
While we're at it, let's date.
도경수(디오)
If you show me that and ask me out, I wouldn't accept unless I really like you.
김소라
hmm........
김준면(수호)
You don't have to tell me right now. I'll wait for an answer.
(that evening)
(- is KakaoTalk!)
11:36 PM
김소라
-What are you doing, oppa?
11:42 PM
김준면(수호)
-Oh, I just washed up.
김소라
-Let's date
김준면(수호)
-J.J.. Really?????? Seriously?????
김소라
-Then it must be fake..
김준면(수호)
- No, no, it must be true!
김소라
-Then I'll go to sleep~~
김준면(수호)
-Good night, honey~
김소라
(It was from that time... Junmyeon oppa started calling me honey..)
김소라
-J...Honey, what are you...N.I'm going to sleep!!
김준면(수호)
Haha ...
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김준면(수호)
That's how we started dating haha
김소라
This concludes our conversation!
작가~
Oh my god, I clearly wrote this last Sunday... Why am I posting it now?
작가~
Actually, I don't know what to do next...
작가~
Then goodbye haha
작가~
I exceeded 2000 characters today...;;