You are that guy

Are you that guy?

전정국

Hey, we don't have any classes anyway, so do you want to grab some coffee before you go?

박여주

Yeah, I guess so.

전정국

How about some coffee? Is it good? I'm buying it.

박여주

It actually tastes better when someone else buys it for you~

전정국

I plan to buy a lot of Yeoju from now on~

박여주

Wow... Hansel and Gretel? You're the witch in the candy store and I'm the kids?

전정국

If it's plump, where does it get stuck?

박여주

Okay. Buy lots of food~

전정국

Yes, I will do that.

The two of them were chatting and drinking coffee. Then, Jungkook suddenly spoke.

전정국

When I was in 8th grade, there was a kid who followed me around all the time because he said he liked me.

박여주

Wow... so what did he do?

전정국

Almost every day? I'd write him a letter and leave it in his locker... He looked okay, but he looked really skinny. So if I ever saw him again...

박여주

What if we meet?

전정국

I need to buy you lots of delicious things to make you plump!

박여주

Huh? Then what happened to that kid?

전정국

That kid...? You'd be shocked if you knew.

박여주

If I knew, I would be shocked...?

전정국

Are you curious?

박여주

of course!

전정국

I'll tell you. It's in this cafe.

There were only three people inside the cafe: me, Jeongguk, and the part-timer.

박여주

The part-timer over there?

전정국

no.

박여주

I was skeptical, but... Me?

전정국

You're quick-witted. Yes, it's you.

박여주

How can you be so perceptive! There are only two women!!

전정국

Oh, right. By the way, that's your dark history.

박여주

Ah... no...

전정국

Well then, I'm off now-

Jeon Jungkook jumped out.

박여주

Hey!!! Jeon Jungkook!!! Aren't you there?!?!

It was brutal. I thought I was doomed.