(Sick) Prince of Wonderland
It's really fucking far away



승철
....h..hic..gasp...


지수
It's so far away... (walking)


정한
Aaah... I don't want to suffer like this... (slumps down)


지수
I have to go...hey...(grabbing wrist and pulling)


정한
Ahh... you guys just go first...

(The sound of a carriage being creaked is heard from behind)


승철
Huh..??? A carriage?? It must be a carriage!! Let's go quickly and tell them to take you there!


지수
M...what is this, hitchhiking..?


정한
Eww (runs quickly)


승철
Aaah!!! Yoon Junghan is trying to ride alone!!


정한
Oh no!! There might not be any seats!!

(knock on carriage door) (suddenly)


준휘
Who...? Oh? Hello...? You guys left a while ago and still haven't arrived..?


순영
...? What... You're sweating buckets...? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


원우
(After glancing at the book, I started reading again)


지훈
I'm really drenched in sweat...


승철
....Surely... you mean you're arriving a little late by carriage...?


준휘
Oh! Walking is a bit awkward... I thought you'd arrive first since you left first...?


지훈
That's right. I've also prepared weapons (grabbing several knives)


지수
....


정한
....I'm sorry, Jisoo, but I have to sacrifice your body. I'm so angry.


지수
I think so too... (taking out guitar)


승철
Ah, calm down... (lowers Jisoo's guitar slightly)


순영
...Um... I didn't know it was this far... and I didn't know I'd be sweating so much...


승철
....Well, come to think of it, I guess I'll have to ask this weird guy

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
(Characteristic: They say even a tiger will come if you call it, but even if Kwon Ho-shi doesn't come, strange people will come) Hello? You need a carriage?


승철
Hey, give it to me quickly (pulling out one of Jihoon's knives)

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
Sigh... ...J..Calm down...Friend...? I was going to give you the carriage originally, but I thought you'd be giving me a hard time and I'd probably pick out a lot of bad guys...


지수
Is that what you want to say..? lol (Holding the guitar over his shoulder)

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
.... M.. Sorry.. (Summons a carriage right away)


정한
Huh...?


지수
.... It's even more annoying because I think you didn't do something this easy...? (Puts down the guitar and then picks it up again)


정한
Hey... If you had just given me a carriage... I'd just get in...


지훈
Oh? So, are we meeting in another country's castle?


승철
Oh, see you there (getting on the carriage)

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
(I'm satisfied after taking out such a large portion)


준휘
Wow... this place is so grand...? (looks around)


지훈
Our saint didn't grow up like this...


석민
Hahahaha!! Mingyu! If I catch you, you'll really die by my hands~


민규
Hahahaha! Catch it if you can~?


석민
Hahaha (grabbing the collar and laughing) Can't I catch you? Hahaha


민규
Hahaha I got caught? Hahaha what will happen to me now?


석민
Hahaha you're going to die now? Haha


민규
Hahaha, if you can kill me, then kill me hahaha


석민
Hahahahahaha


민규
Hahahaha


명호
...(staring blankly) There they go again... They always do that

(hahahahahahahahahahaha)


정한
...? Who is laughing so perfectly?


지훈
Haha ...


순영
lol


준휘
Correctly...? What is that?


원우
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ It means very light and careless (Google Dictionary)


준휘
...It's more difficult when you explain it like that...


지수
Hahaha, let's go see who's laughing like this


석민
You really are this guy (even though he raised his fist)


민규
Seriously, try hitting it! You won't be able to hit it anyway.


석민
....Oh my... ...(Just let go of the collar)


석민
I'm kind so they'll let me go!^^


민규
(mumbles) It's so funny and I'm falling over...


명호
What are you guys doing~? (Imagine Myungho's tone of voice to get more immersed)


민규
Huh..? ...What were you fighting about..?


명호
Aren't you tired of fighting like that all the time and then making up in the end?


석민
....Yeah..Yeah..Um...(Sigh..)


민규
.....note...


지수
Ugh...hike...(after climbing the stairs for a while)


승철
Oh my... I feel like my legs are going to break... (I lie down on the last step because I'm tired)


정한
Heh...hick...(I'm already resting because I'm not feeling well from that far away)


지수
...(looking at Seungcheol) Where are the other kids...?


승철
...? Really..?

(A ding! sound is heard right next to me)


지수
...? W..what is it...?


지훈
....? You're covered in sweat again...? (Looks at you strangely)


원우
I was wondering why he insisted on climbing the stairs, but maybe he just didn't know...? I thought he was doing it to exercise.


순영
Uh...huh...? (puts the hamburger in his mouth)


준휘
But what do we call this?


원우
Eleb...

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
(Wonwoo's mouth slapped) ...Wonwoo? Look here~


You don't know what an elevator is. You don't know what an elevator is. You don't know what an elevator is. You don't know what an elevator is. You don't know what an elevator is. You don't know what an elevator is.


원우
(covered with a book) Did you think I'd fall for something like this?


준휘
Oh!!! What is that!

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
That's it... (sullen)


승철
Hey!! Stop coming out! You're ruining the story!

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
...Yes... (disappears with a rustle)


준휘
Oh..? Is that person weird?


지훈
...? Didn't you see it in the carriage earlier?


준휘
Huh? Earlier...? Earlier... I wanted to sleep so I did this and slept...? (Shows earplugs)


원우
....? Wait a minute, what the heck, you weird guy. Isn't this breaking the setting too much?

이상한 사람임 신경쓰지 마셈
...I couldn't help it! Sobㅠ (Disappears again)


승철
Uh... ...let's just keep going