What's Wrong with Seventeen in This Country, as Told by Yoon Jung Han

🤥.Dinochio

Second story: 🤥. Dinocchio

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“There was a carpenter named Seokmin who lived in a village.”

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“My grandfather had no family, so he spent each day lonely.”

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It seems like I don't have much time left to live...

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Living alone like this, I feel like I'm going to get depressed...

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If you make a wooden doll that looks like a person,

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I think I'll feel less lonely...

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“Grandpa Seokmin was so lonely”

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“I tried to find some comfort by making a wooden doll in the shape of a human being.”

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When I'm sad, I touch the tree

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It's all done...!!

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Now, let's give it a name...

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“Grandpa named the doll Dinocchio.”

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Yeah, I think I got a hint from somewhere.

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Let's do it with Dinocchio, haha

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❝That was then❞

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Dinochio?

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❝The wooden puppet Dinochio made by my grandfather was talking!❞

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No!?!?!?!??!!

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How can you say that...!!

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Ignore the wooden doll?

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Ah... no...

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What can I do? TV

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?

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Hehe. I don't know what that is though

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I had magical hands that could rival Elsa's...! Magic hands, haha..!!

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Ugh, not fun

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;

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❝Jammin really got Dinocchio's eloquence.❞

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“But Grandpa Seokmin was very happy at the thought of having a family.”

A few years later

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Grandpa! I want to go to school too!

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school?

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yes

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All my friends are going to school.

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You don't have any friends

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.

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Now you go to school and make it!

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Oh!

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“Grandpa Seokmin, whose ears are thin and on the verge of evaporation”

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❝I fell for Dinocchio's slightly crazy words❞

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But it's Dinocchio...

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These days, in this cutting-edge era, fewer people are buying products made of wood...

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So this old man doesn't make much money either...

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Hey! If this little town is so cutting-edge, how cutting-edge is it!

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I hate you, Grandpa!

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D..Dinocchio!!

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“The cheapskate Dinocchio has left home.”

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Dinocchio!!

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Where are you, Dinochio..!!

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“Grandpa Seokmin went around the neighborhood looking for Dinocchio.”

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“The people in the neighborhood who don’t file complaints are the ones who take care of it.”

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Oh... Dinocchio!

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“Grandpa Seokmin found Dinochio soaking wet from the rain.”

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grandfather...

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“Dinochio is a wooden puppet, so he loses his strength when he gets wet.”

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❝True education ㄴㅇㅅ❞

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Grandpa...ㅠㅠㅜㅠ I was wrongㅜㅠㅠ I won't whine againㅠㅜㅜㅠ

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❝Dinochio tried the juicer skill.❞

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Yeah... Let's go home quickly.

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Your grandfather...

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“But Seokmin’s grandfather created Dinocchio, so shouldn’t he be called ‘father’?”

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❝Somehow a few days passed.❞

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❝But...❞

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Buy me a Going Ranger figure!!!

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Dinocchio... This little bastard says he doesn't have any money...

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Then why do carpentry work!

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If that's the case, then why did you create me!

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What did grandpa do for me?!

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❝This is a bit.❞

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Oh my..!! It's Dinocchio...

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seed!!

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Sob sob... Oh my...

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“In the end, my grandfather burst into tears and drank.”

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❝At that time.❞

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wait a minute

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I'll stop here!

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❝Dr. Boo Eun-young stopped because she caught Dinocchio's problem❞

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Grandpa, what do you think is the problem?

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When I was making Dinocchio...

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I think it's because I was sleepy and only did a rough sketch of the head part...

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❝ ? ❞

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no.

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Dinochio is now

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I found it. It seems to be a symptom of gold.

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That's ridiculous!

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A golden recipe for Dinocchio...

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This is the only one

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...

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Please let me know...!!!

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...

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The golden...

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Use it as firewood

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❝And so Dinochio lived happily ever after~❞