Cheeky Couple [on hiatus]
Pro: Dogshit vs. Dogshit




강 혜 원
..


강 혜 원
Wow, this is crazy..

Hyewon looked around with her mouth wide open as if she was amazed.


강 혜 원
I can't believe I'm here...


강 혜 원
I really need to study really hard...


This is the best high school in Korea, the name of the school is literally

It is a prestigious high school.

A school where only the children with silver spoons in their mouths, among the top 10%, can attend.

Everyone wants to come to this school.

Because if you have a diploma from this school, it is like a free pass to not only college but also companies.

All parents try to send their children to this school because graduating from this school is a shortcut to an easy life.

It may seem unfair, but it's actually really unfair here.

It is no exaggeration to say that it is the most unfair school in some ways, where you need to have talent and connections to get in, not just hard work.


- Drumroll


Hyewon stopped by the teacher's office and carefully opened the door to Class 1, Grade 3.


강 혜 원
... (glance)

As soon as I entered, I was completely frozen by the suffocating atmosphere.


Only the sound of turning pages and the sound of a mechanical pencil touching paper filled the room.

In a situation where even breathing should be done softly, Hye-won couldn't even breathe properly.

Hye-won, who had thought that no matter how prestigious the school was, at least one person would show interest in her, seemed shocked.

But they didn't even pay attention, let alone give me a glance.


강 혜 원
... (embarrassed)

Hye-won was flustered and stood blankly at the back of the classroom, unable to do anything.

Then a boy turned around, their eyes met, and with a pleasant smile on his face, he stood up and approached Hye-won.



박 지 민
Hi, are you a transfer student?


강 혜 원
Huh? Huh..


강 혜 원
..but it's class time now, can I get up?



박 지 민
Phew, it's okay.


박 지 민
It's break time now.


강 혜 원
... what ?

It seemed like he was in for a second shock when he realized that everyone was sitting there studying during break time, not even class time.


강 혜 원
Here.. it's more brutal than I thought..?


박 지 민
What is that?


박 지 민
Because we take tests once a week and change the rankings of the entire school...


박 지 민
They're just struggling to keep their positions... well...


박 지 민
Oh, you know that too,


박 지 민
There are exactly 250 students, and if your class rank is below 200, you will be admitted to the main competition.


박 지 민
50 people disappear and come back once a week...

Hye-won, who was listening to Jimin's words as if nothing happened, was already exhausted.


강 혜 원
Ah... it's really scary...


박 지 민
Huh really?

While we were talking about school, I noticed two people who stood out.


강 혜 원
Wow, these guys are awesome..


The two of them, who had piled up their workbooks like mountains and were solving problems at an incredible speed, were solving them with their eyes wide open, as if they didn't even have time to close their eyes.


전 여 주
..


김 태 형
..



박 지 민
Oh... those guys?

I shook my head as I watched Hye-won ask with curiosity.


박 지 민
The girl is Jeon Yeo-ju,


박 지 민
The boy is Kim Taehyung, and the two of them are taking turns in 2nd and 3rd place.


강 혜 원
Wow.. Really?


강 혜 원
..but who is number 1?


박 지 민
I'll explain that later, but he's just a genius.


박 지 민
Anyway, I'm warning you, you'd better not get involved with them.


강 혜 원
.. why ?


박 지 민
...both of them are just so cheap.


박 지 민
Literally,


박 지 민
What a piece of shit.

“This happened when I was in kindergarten...”


어린 여 주
.. hey

어린 여 주
You get out of the way.


어린 태 형
..


어린 태 형
Why are you ordering me around?

어린 여 주
Because it's Vicky.


어린 태 형
Who are you?

어린 여 주
You don't have to know.


어린 태 형
Do you know who my father is?

어린 여 주
Why should I know that?

어린 여 주
Get out of the way, I'll pass.


어린 태 형
..I don't like it.

어린 여 주
..get out of the way.

어린 여 주
If you don't want to scratch your face.


어린 태 형
..


어린 태 형
Scratch it.


어린 태 형
I don't want to get wet, so scratch it.

어린 지 민
..wooooong...

어린 지 민
Over there,

어린 지 민
Hey, Jimmy, I'm going to pass by, but just a little to the side...

" no !!!!!! "

어린 지 민
...

어린 지 민
Poang!!!

어린 지 민
( o̴̶̷̥᷅︿o̴̶̷᷄ ) (sad)

“It must have been from this time, when I just looked at him and he started growling.”

“And this happened when I was in elementary school.”



0 0 0
Hey, Kim Taehyung and Jeon Yeoju are really no match, right?


X X X
Haha who doesn't know that.. it's completely arbitrary.


어린 여 주
..


어린 태 형
..


어린 여 주
....

어린 여 주
.. hey .


0 0 0
.. !!?

어린 여 주
.. (murderous)

어린 여 주
..who are you to be talking about me?


0 0 0
Oh...

어린 여 주
You're the kind of person who talks behind my back?


0 0 0
(Just before geography)



어린 태 형
.. hey .


X X X
Uh...uh...


어린 태 형
..


어린 태 형
Don't show off.


어린 태 형
If you don't want to get kicked out of school.


X X X
(on the verge of crying)


어린 여 주
Do you think I'm easy? Talking behind my back confidently..


어린 태 형
Get out of the way. You're getting in the way.

어린 여 주
What? This is!!


어린 태 형
Because it's Vicky.

어린 여 주
Why should I get out of the way?

어린 여 주
To someone like you?


어린 태 형
You? At least I'm better than you.

어린 여 주
What are you talking about, you're worse at studying than me.


어린 태 형
(trembling)


어린 태 형
hey !!!!

어린 여 주
why !!!!

(The two of them got into a dogfight)


어린 지 민
Teacher... these guys are fighting again...



0 0 0
Ugh...


X X X
Aaaah!!

어린 지 민
..

어린 지 민
And they're crying... (glance)

어린 지 민
And... it was cheap..




강 혜 원
(Shocked)


강 혜 원
I'm so scared...


박 지 민
.. he


박 지 민
Do you know K Group and J Group?


강 혜 원
.. oh, I know.


강 혜 원
But suddenly? Why is that?


박 지 민
The grandson of the current chairman of K Group is Kim Tae-hyung.


강 혜 원
... what ?!!!


박 지 민
And the granddaughter of the current chairman of J Group is Jeon Yeo-ju.


강 혜 원
Yeah.. As expected from a prestigious school, those kinds of kids go there...


강 혜 원
They're famous in the corporate world, and they're a total patriotic group, right?


박 지 민
Ugh, okay.. yeah, nationalism(?)


강 혜 원
Wow, this is awesome. All of my home appliances and electronic devices are there.


박 지 민
Well, I think that's TMI.


강 혜 원
Oh, sorry.



강 혜 원
..but aren't those companies really close?


강 혜 원
I read in an article that they built a company together as friends and have maintained a close relationship for decades.


강 혜 원
But why don't the two get along?


박 지 민
hmm ...


박 지 민
It's so simple,


박 지 민
Both of them are bad at socializing.


강 혜 원
.. ah ..?


박 지 민
He's not very friendly and his personality is trash, so I'm probably the only friend he has.


강 혜 원
Oh, you were my friend?


박 지 민
.. I told you earlier that we met in kindergarten;


강 혜 원
Oh, sorry.



박 지 민
Anyway, I heard that the companies were trying to get them married.


박 지 민
There's a story that they didn't eat, didn't sleep, and eventually ran away from home, so it all fell through.


강 혜 원
Wow... this is awesome..!


박 지 민
Don't be amazed by strange things;


강 혜 원
Oh, sorry.


강 혜 원
But who are you?


박 지 민
Oh right, I just talked about them without even introducing them.


강 혜 원
I know .


박 지 민
I am Park Jimin.


박 지 민
I'm the student body president and 5th in the whole school.


강 혜 원
...


강 혜 원
Are you bragging now? (Serious)


박 지 민
Oh, sorry.


박 지 민
..then you?


강 혜 원
I am Kang Hye-won.


강 혜 원
As you know, I transferred schools today.


박 지 민
Oh yeah, that's neat and nice.


강 혜 원
I know .


Then the speaker crackled and someone's voice came out.


“Ah, ah, this is the broadcasting department informing you.”

“The student rankings were revealed in the hallway, so…”


Before the speaker had even finished speaking, the students opened the doors frantically and ran out into the hallway.

Taehyung and Yeoju, who were thought to only study, also stopped studying and ran like everyone else, as if they didn't want to lose their composure and quickly walked out into the hallway.



박 지 민
Let's go out too.


강 혜 원
(Nod)

* Yeoju City Point


I've been doing this every week for years, but I still get nervous.

My heart was pounding and my hands were shaking, but I pretended to be calm and walked briskly down a hallway where there were a lot of kids.

I passed by the kids who were muttering as if they already knew the outcome and looked up at the black letters written on the white board one by one.

Since I wasn't interested in anything below 5th place, I skipped straight from 200th place to 5th place and read it carefully in my head.


•

•

5th place | Park Jimin


전 여 주
..

As expected, Park Jimin is in 5th place.


4th place | Min Yoongi

He always comes in 4th place.


Now all that's left are 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place.

The first place is obviously Jeon Jungkook,

What's important to me is second and third place.

I will be inside there,

Kim Taehyung will be in there.

My pride and my life for the week depended on those two numbers.


I held back my trembling heart and slowly raised my eyes.

A letter that passed by in an instant.


3rd place | Jeon Yeo-ju

2nd place | Kim Tae-hyung

1st place | Jeon Jungkook



전 여 주
...


전 여 주
..shit X .

At my one word, the hallway instantly froze.

Everyone retreated like the Red Sea parted, and only the two were left looking at each other.


김 태 형
..

Gam Tae-hyung raised one eyebrow and opened his mouth with a vulgar smile.


김 태 형
..lol


김 태 형
Bottle X .

It was he who once again froze the atmosphere.



월넛
Hello, this is Walnut.


월넛
Heh heh...


월넛
For a prologue, the writing is quite long, isn't it?


월넛
I failed to adjust the portion size ㅠㅠ


월넛
Please understand that the next episode won't be this long!


월넛
And I think there may be some people who are confused about who the main character is.


월넛
The main characters are Jeon Yeo-ju and Kim Tae-hyung!


월넛
It's a prologue, but the main characters' portions are...


월넛
Haha.


월넛
By the way, Jimin and Hyewon are sub characters!



월넛
In the next episode, I'm going to start by briefly explaining the characters, so I think it would be good if you knew that too!!


월넛
Thank you for watching so far!

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