Kalopsia [Callopsia]
01. Team BTS, please assemble.
[Now, let me tell you about today's weather. The current temperature in Seoul is 17 degrees Celsius, which is quite chilly, so it's recommended to wear a warm coat when going out. Fine dust levels are average, but ultrafine dust levels are considered bad...]
'bang-'
시민
“Huh? What is it..”
Bang- taang- bang-
시민
“Ugh!”
시민
“Gunshots? ..ugh!”
[Breaking news. At approximately 8:10 a.m. this morning, a mysterious gunfight broke out on a road in Gangnam-gu, Seoul. The group responsible for the gunfight and the attack has not yet been identified, and approximately 30 people were killed as they prepared to go to work.]
"[The government has not yet made an official statement..]"
bang-
행정자치부장관
“Mr. President!”
대통령
"What the hell is going on? A gunfight! How can there be a gunfight in South Korea, a country where guns are banned?"
행정자치부장관
“After investigating with the National Intelligence Service and the police, we confirmed that they are a new organization called ‘Eric’ that recently crossed over to Korea.”
대통령
“How on earth did you manage to enter the country carrying a gun!”
행정자치부장관
“We don’t know about that either. I’m sorry, Mr. President.”
대통령
"Haa... Let's prepare an official announcement and come up with some kind of countermeasure. First, learn more about that organization called Eric, and if you find even the slightest clue, report it to me immediately."
행정자치부장관
“Yes, sir, I understand.”
대통령
“Eric..Eric..”
청와대 비서
"Mr. President! I just heard there was another shootout!"
대통령
“What? Again?”
행정자치부장관
“Oh, this..”
대통령
"What the hell is this? What the hell are these police doing?"
청와대 비서
"I think there's a spy among the police. I heard the police aren't taking any action."
대통령
“Haa... Minister of Defense.”
국방부장관
“Yes, yes, Mr. President.”
대통령
“..Declare martial law.”
국방부장관
"Yes? Mr. President! Martial law is not acceptable!"
대통령
“Our people are dying like this, why can’t we do it?”
국방부장관
"If martial law is declared, all military forces will be mobilized, which could lead to attacks from other countries. North Korea fired another missile yesterday, and this could all be part of their scheme. Martial law is unacceptable, Mr. President."
대통령
“Haa, then what do you want me to do!”
행정자치부장관
“...”
국방부장관
“..Mr. President, do you remember Team BTS?”
대통령
“Team BTS? What is that?”
국방부장관
“It’s a team made up of people with superpowers… It was a team created by the previous government to prepare for a national emergency.”
대통령
"A psychic? Are you saying that such a person really exists in reality?"
국방부장관
“Yes, that’s right. How about calling them and asking them to resolve this situation?”
대통령
“But... you can’t just assume they’ll come just because you call them, right?”
국방부장관
“...will come. It will definitely come. I am sure of it.”
대통령
“...Huh...then call me. I’ll see for myself and decide.”
국방부장관
“Yes, sir, I understand.”
"[The government...]"
Rrrrr- Rrrrr-
김석진
"..hello."
"Team BTS, declare a state of national emergency. Please assemble immediately."
김석진
“...Yes, I understand.”
Thump-
김석진
“Guys, wake up.”
전정국
“Hmm..is it morning already..?”
김석진
“...Team BTS, assemble.”
전정국
“...!!”
김석진
“Jungkook, wake up the other kids.”
전정국
“Okay, bro!”
Team BTS, ready to assemble.