My handsome boyfriend

Episode 4

(On KakaoTalk with Woojin in Yeoju City)

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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

김여주

Why!!

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I washed everything

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What is it?

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You told me to talk!!

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Oh, right

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Ugh, anyway, that idiot

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What the X?

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Huh? Hey hey, swearing again

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Let me make you swear, you punk

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Hey, I'll have toast for breakfast tomorrow

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Hey, it's your turn tomorrow!!!

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Oh, right, right

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I think I should really ask him to make me a steak.

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But is it my turn already? Mom, don't even bother talking.

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I'm going on a diet tomorrow and will be having strawberry juice with ice cubes, so make a dressing for my salad that won't make me gain weight.

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Hey... but you can't lose weight... just give up on dieting...

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No, I'm just fucking around and eating that damned weed right now.

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Hey... elephants are herbivores too... and you don't just eat salads, you make sandwiches and toast. Even if you only eat a little, it's okay, but you eat a lot.

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Ah, I get dizzy when I see long sentences. Try to summarize them in short sentences.

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elephant=ni

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Do you want to die?

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Whoa, whoa, calm down

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Oh, this is really annoying

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Wait a minute... what are your parents talking about?

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My parents too...