The Devil and the Kid

First meeting

정국

Oh shit, that palm tree is fucking dog-like.

지민

admit

태형

Want to avoid the bleachers?

정국

Oh shit, I want to go, but they tell me not to come.

태형

why?

지민

It's obvious. You either play a lot of games or you play a lot of games. You idiot.

태형

No, no.

정국

Is Park Jimin a mind reader?

지민

Yeah, no

정국

Oh shit, then let's go to Seokjin hyung's house?

태형

No, absolutely not. That guy's dad jokes are really bad.

지민

Admit it. Huh? Is that someone over there?

정국

Where? You're a fucking woman. Just go.

The heroine stumbles...

여주

F*ck...

정국

??? Did you just swear at me?

The female protagonist ignores...

여주

Kim... Seok... Jin... you... bastard...

The heroine collapsed...

정국

Oh shit, this is so fucking difficult...

Beep beep

석진

What's going on?

지민

Why, hyung?

석진

(ignore) Oh shit, are you falling down again?

정국

What are you doing?

석진

Ah! Hello, Jungkook.

정국

Yes. What are you doing?

석진

Oh. I'm your cousin?

정국

ah...

태형

Well then, that's it for us...

정국

My brother is going too.

정국

I need to talk to this person...

석진

?why?

정국

This person swore at me a lot...

석진

Oh okay

The heroine wakes up.

여주

What the hell is that? (Does it look familiar?)

정국

Why are you swearing and making a fuss?

여주

They look so much alike...

정국

What is it?

여주

You're such a fucking demon lord and you look just like my dad.

정국

What?

여주

Waiting

여주

What did you find?

여주

They look alike, right?

정국

Yes... By the way, the Demon King?

여주

Ah, I'm the evil heroine. I'm a 2006-year-old devil.

정국

What? What did you say?

여주

Name: Evil Lady, Age: 2006, Jong is a devil.

여주

Who are you?

정국

I'm Jeon Jungkook, a 17 year old high school student...

여주

I'm 20 years old in human years, so are you my older sister?

여주

Please take good care of my friend who resembles the Demon King.

정국

? (Listen to the phone.)

정국

Seokjin hyung... come back to the hospital...

Seokjin is coming

석진

Evil heroine!

여주

Why are you making so much noise and making a fuss?

여주

The first human in a family of fucking demons.

석진

Is that wrong?

여주

Yeah. That's a huge mistake in our world.

석진

Yeah, I know~

석진

Seriously, Jeongguk, why?

정국

Hahaha. Am I a devil? Do I resemble the Demon King? Seokjin hyung... Am I going to die now?

석진

Did you tell Jeongguk that you would kill him?

여주

No, the lonely person is yelling "Are you dying?"

석진

Hey, you're not dead, huh?

정국

Really? That's a relief...

여주

Dude, you're such a baby.

석진

Haha ...

정국

But my lady, show me your wings!

여주

no

정국

Oh please~

여주

No. Don't do it. No.

정국

Yeah...

여주

lol