The Vampire Man

14

이여주

Wow. Hamster party.

김민규

My name is Hoshiya.

이여주

Hoshi? I've heard of it a lot.

김민규

okay?

이찬

Isn't Hoshi cute?

이여주

yes.

이지훈

What is it?

이여주

It's a hamster. Its name is Hoshi.

이지훈

Hoshi? Isn't that the name of a tiger?

이여주

Isn't it cute?

이지훈

not really.

이지훈

Because you're ugly.

호시

'What is that? Is it human? It's so ugly.'

이지훈

Who do you think is badmouthing me?

호시

(hot)

이여주

Hoshi is cute.

호시

'Isn't she cute?'

pop

호시

Ugh!

이지훈

What is this ugly thing?

호시

What an ugly guy!!

이여주

Hoshi became human!

호시

Listen carefully, humans.

이지훈

I'm not human?

김민규

me too.

이찬

me too.

호시

If not human, then what?

이지훈

Vampire.

호시

What about this woman?

이여주

I am a human.

호시

Listen up, everyone. My name is not Hoshi.

권순영

This is Kwon Soon-young.

이여주

He's handsome.

이지훈

I'm better than you.

이여주

(inaudible) How old are you?

권순영

25 years old

이여주

Can I step back since you're my brother?

권순영

Or so.

Gulp

권순영

Hey. I'm hungry.

권순영

Give me some meat.

이지훈

There is no meat.

권순영

What about the seeds?

이지훈

doesn't exist.

권순영

What is there?

이지훈

Then you buy it.

권순영

If you give me money, I'll buy it.

이지훈

Buy it with your money.

권순영

As you can see, I'm a little hamster with no money.

이지훈

Then just eat it as it is given to you.

권순영

tooth.

이여주

Oppa Wooji, don't do it.

이지훈

Do you like that little shit?

이여주

yes.

이지훈

What's good?

이여주

Isn't it cute?

권순영

I'm kind of cute.

That night

이지훈

Kwon Soon-young.

권순영

what?

이지훈

You get out of my house right now.

권순영

why?

이지훈

Go when they say nice things.

권순영

I won't be there when I go?

이지훈

Or go to the animal hospital.

권순영

I get it.

이지훈

Goodbye, ugly guy.

권순영

Goodbye, you uglier than me.